Friday, December 19, 2014
Oh Snap Snap!!
So, I finally published the crazy rant I wrote in March 2010. I went to start a blog, and found out I had already made one, aptly titled "Humans Are Boring," 4.5 years ago! I had completely forgotten about it. That's where I found my "First Post Gold." How could I not publish it?
I vaguely remember writing it, but I would like to point out that I am more mature and less angry today...I think.
Anyways, I am finally hunkering down and writing my first novel. I have started and abandoned so many projects, so I have made the promise to myself that I am going to finish this one. I am actually really excited about it!
I am a master procrastinator, but there comes a time where you have to stop procrastinating, and just master!
Well Folks, that time is here and now.
*~Angela S.
Yes It's True!!!! (2010 rant...Who was I??)
Damn it to Hell!!! Humans suck! That's right, I said it, and you know it's true. I don't think I'd be too upset if the world ended tomorrow, or if aliens took over. I can write an entire list on why the human race is Uber annoying. Don't get me wrong...I love the babies and the children, but once you hit like 13 yrs old you are on the fast track to douchehood.
We cut each other off on the roads to get to the dumbest places. We literally kill each other to catch a good sale, especially on Black Friday. We spend our entire lives saving and busting our butts-- for what???? Girls are catty bitches, guys are douche bags. We are so quick to step on or hurt someone to get where we want to be, but will cry foul if someone does it to us! How hypocritical. Humans spend years whining and complaining about society, work, money, etc, but 80% do it while sitting on the couch stuffing their face with fatty Cheetos....eeeewwww! Apparently only 10% of the human race is "amazing", hence we have celebrities. Why can't we all be celebrities? Why can only one person be the president of a country, we have 50 states just to ourselves. Why does color of our skin matter. Why do you care about someone's sexual orientation. Why do we fight like animals, but can't remember what we were mad about in the first place? We have drugs and alcohol to keep us "happy" and animated, because we are so damn BORING!!! Catching my drift?
So that I don't ruffle any of those human feathers, I will say that there are some rare gems that have wonderful personalities, and can treat everyone they meet with utmost respect and love, but that's not always common.
I'm convinced that "Those" people are in fact aliens and just don't know it yet.
Do I have your attention, now? Let's move on ;)
We cut each other off on the roads to get to the dumbest places. We literally kill each other to catch a good sale, especially on Black Friday. We spend our entire lives saving and busting our butts-- for what???? Girls are catty bitches, guys are douche bags. We are so quick to step on or hurt someone to get where we want to be, but will cry foul if someone does it to us! How hypocritical. Humans spend years whining and complaining about society, work, money, etc, but 80% do it while sitting on the couch stuffing their face with fatty Cheetos....eeeewwww! Apparently only 10% of the human race is "amazing", hence we have celebrities. Why can't we all be celebrities? Why can only one person be the president of a country, we have 50 states just to ourselves. Why does color of our skin matter. Why do you care about someone's sexual orientation. Why do we fight like animals, but can't remember what we were mad about in the first place? We have drugs and alcohol to keep us "happy" and animated, because we are so damn BORING!!! Catching my drift?
So that I don't ruffle any of those human feathers, I will say that there are some rare gems that have wonderful personalities, and can treat everyone they meet with utmost respect and love, but that's not always common.
I'm convinced that "Those" people are in fact aliens and just don't know it yet.
Do I have your attention, now? Let's move on ;)
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